How to sing “Mother Knows Best (Reprise)”:
I think he likes me.
LIkes YOU?!?!?!?!?! PLEASE, Rapunzel, that’s DEMENTed!!!!!!!! THIS iswhyyounevershouldaLEFT.
DEAR, thiswhole roMANCE thatyou’ve inVENTed just PROVES, you’re. too. NAIVE. to. BE. here!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHY would he like you??????? comeonnowREALLY!!!!!!!!!!
LOOKATCHU, you think that he’s IMPRESSED?!?!?!?!?
Don’t be a DUMmy. COME. WITH. MUMMY. MOTHERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
NO.
NO????? OH. ISEEHOWITIS!!!!
raPUNzel knows bEST. raPUNzel’ssoMATUREnow. SuchaclevagrownUPmiss.
raPUNzel knows bEST. FINNNNNEE!!!! if ursosure, now goaheadandgivehimTHIS!!!!!!!!! THIISSSS!!!!!!! iswhyhe’s HERE!!!!!!!!! Don’tlethimdeceiveyou. Giveittohimwatch, YOU’LL SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I WILL.
TRUST!!!! MEEE!!!!! MY DEEEEAAAR!!!!!
*SNAPPITY SNAP*
THAT’SHOWFASTHE’LLLEAVEYOU!!!!! I WON’T say I TOLD you SOOOOOOOO!!!
no, raPUN!!!zel knows bEST!!!!!……
soifhe’ssuchaDREAMboat,
go&puthim………..TO THE TEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MOTHER, WAIT!!!!!!!
IF!!!!!! HE’S!!!!!!!! LY-INGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!…..
DOOOOOOOOOOON’T!!!!!!!!!!!!! COMMME!!!!!! CRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MOOOOTHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWDHWIKDJFO3SLBFP1KDJ!!!!÷+×÷=
KNOWS BEEEEEEEEEEEASDJFLABDOXNWORJ!!!!!!!!!!
Yes. This is the correct and only way to sing that and I will fight anyone who believes otherwise.
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