7 Disney Answers to Your Family’s Awkward Questions this Holiday

ohmydisney:

1. When your great aunt asks why you still don’t have a boyfriend/girlfriend.

“I am not a prize to be won!”

2. When your grandparents wonder when you’re going to stop trying to make your band happen and get a “real job.”

“Find your humanity! Haven’t any of you ever had a dream?”

3. When your uncle brings up something political at dinner.

“If you can’t say somethin’ nice, don’t say nothin’ at all.”

4. When your cousin asks you to explain what you do again, because she doesn’t understand.

“My powers are beyond your mortal imagination.”

5. When you’re forced to eat some of your grandma’s jellied cranberry sauce and then have to pretend to like it.

“Slimy, yet satisfying.”

6. When your dad’s friend asks for a rundown of everything you did this year.

“That’s ancient history, been there, done that!”

7. When your 5-year-old nephew wants to play airplane, but has chocolate all over himself.

“No touchy.”

disney:

Have a WALL•E, jolly Christmas with help from these Oh My Disney holiday cards

zeronoa:

My gingerbread castle, heavily inspired by the castle in Tangled, is finished! I need more snow on the display and I kind of wanna fix the lights up more, but we’ll see if I have the time to do something about it.

I’m mega super duper proud of this castle oh my god ♡

magicalfanaticism:

Christmas is back at Walt Disney World’s Magic Kingdom

(via PHOTOS: Christmas is back at Walt Disney World’s Magic Kingdom, Christmas tree makes early appearance | Inside the Magic)