Monthly Archives: September 2015

disneypixar:

Express yourself.

lovelydisneys:

AAH! He hasn’t been decontaminated yet!

loserslurgy:

101 dalmatians {scenery}

Mal: So. Who broke it? I’m not mad. I just want to know.
Ben: I did. I broke it…
Mal: No. No, you didn’t. Chad?
Chad: Don’t look at me. Look at Evie.
Evie: What?! I didn’t break it.
Chad: Huh. That’s weird. How did you even know it was broken?
Evie: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!
Chad: Suspicious.
Evie: No, it’s not!
Jay: If it matters, probably not…Audrey was the last one to use it.
Audrey: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!
Jay: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Audrey: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Jay!
Ben: Alright let’s not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, Mal.
Mal: No. Who broke it?
Evie: [whispering] Mal, Lonnie been awfully quiet…
Lonnie: Really?!
Evie: Yeah, really!
…
Mal: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.